A Manhattan woman is suing her 12-year-old nephew after he jumped into her arms welcoming her to his eighth birthday party. Jennifer Connell, the aunt, claims her nephew acted unreasonably as his exuberant welcoming went too far, knocking her to the ground and breaking her wrist back in 2011. Connell

Everybody has different opinions on abortion and we can respect that, but this superficial hooker put a nose job above her unborn child’s life. Josie Cunningham, 25, is a British wannabe pornstar who had an abortion at 12 weeks after doctors refused to perform a nose job while she was

OKLAHOMA CITY — Douglas Beckham, 52, is currently in the Oklahoma County Detention Center, facing two charges of assault with a deadly weapon, and one charge of domestic assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. The woman being abused in the video was rescued by a group of men who

ORLANDO, Florida — A fight between two Florida men broke in in the deli aisle of a Publix Monday night. A video catches the fight already in progress. In the background a child cries. A worker is heard saying, “Guys, come on.” A woman shouts, “I’m calling the police!” And

I was going to add paragraph breaks and punctuation, but instead decided to give you this Facebook status update written exactly how the author intended. Transcription: Ok Facebook I’m saying a lot of things going on about the Confederate flag. I’m going to be the first one to tell you that

CNN reports a man who mocked alligators, then jumped in the water — despite warning signs — is dead after being attacked in Texas. Orange County Police were called to Burkart’s Marina near the Louisiana state line early Friday morning after reports that Tommie Woodward, 28, and an unidentified woman

SARASOTA, Fla. — Timothy Bontrager, 29, has been charged with felony burglary of an occupied dwelling after breaking into a home, filling a pillow case with jewelry and ‘pet toys’ and then falling asleep in a running shower. The homeowner told police she heard the water running in her guest bathroom around

By Kelly Broich Originally published as satire on Moron.com in 2015 Republished here to reflect original authorship and public record JACKSONVILLE, Florida – Geoff Gaylord, 37, entered the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office earlier today and turned himself in for killing his imaginary friend — Mr. Happy. Gaylord told officers he had

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