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Armless Woman Offering ‘Sexual Favor’ on Craigslist
Ahhh, Craiglist, you crazy, crazy bastard. You never cease to offer up weirdness. I thought the man trying to find a woman to fart in his mouth was great. This advertisement may be better. Look Ma, no hands!!
Armed Robber Pushes Firefighter Aside To Rob Convenience Store; Immediately Regrets Actions
According to the local news page, he was a wrestler, Marine, and is a Mansfield, TX firefighter. The robber probably got the least painful takedown considering.
Woman Doesn’t Want to Be Told She Can’t Smoke While Pregnant
I’m a strong believer in individual rights. Do whatever you want UNLESSSSSSS it harms another person. Now you’ve crossed a clear ethical line and you should suffer consequences… One friend tried to reason with her pregnant friend about not smoking and the pregnant friend was having none of that. More
New York woman sues 12-year-old nephew over hug that broke her wrist
A Manhattan woman is suing her 12-year-old nephew after he jumped into her arms welcoming her to his eighth birthday party. Jennifer Connell, the aunt, claims her nephew acted unreasonably as his exuberant welcoming went too far, knocking her to the ground and breaking her wrist back in 2011. Connell
This Woman Had an Abortion For A Nose Job
Everybody has different opinions on abortion and we can respect that, but this superficial hooker put a nose job above her unborn child’s life. Josie Cunningham, 25, is a British wannabe pornstar who had an abortion at 12 weeks after doctors refused to perform a nose job while she was
Woman says she is happier than ever after fulfilling lifelong wish of becoming blind
NORTH CAROLINA — A North Carolina woman said she has now found true happiness after fulfilling a lifelong dream of becoming blind. Jewel Shuping, 30, apparently has something called Body Integrity Identity Disorder which causes able-bodied people to believe they are meant to be disabled. Same sort of thing as
Florida man, 91, accused of shooting at landscapers for getting grass on his car
AVON PARK, Fla. — A 91-year-old man, Max Horton, has been charged with attempted murder after threatening to kill and shooting at a landscaper who apparently got lawn clippings on his his white 1987 Cadillac, according to Highlands County Sheriff’s Office arrest report. Horton yelled at the landscaper, “That’s a
Man Bitten by Rattlesnake While Taking Selfies With It
LOS ANGELES, CA — A Lake Elisnore man decided it would be a good idea to wrap a 4-foot-long rattlesnake around his neck and take selfies with it. 36-year-old Alex Gomez found the poisonous snake when he was walking around a field behind his home. “I was taking it off
CAUGHT ON CAMERA: Group saves woman attacked in parking lot
OKLAHOMA CITY — Douglas Beckham, 52, is currently in the Oklahoma County Detention Center, facing two charges of assault with a deadly weapon, and one charge of domestic assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. The woman being abused in the video was rescued by a group of men who
Man charged after giving a ‘wet willy’ to a 4-year-old boy
SHELTON, CT — You don’t come across many off the wall crimes in Connecticut, but this right up there with something out of Florida. Police reported that 34-year-old Michael Migani put his finger in his mouth and then stuck it into the ear of a 4-year-old boy, in front of