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Pit Bull Addicted to Pit Bull Energy Drink
CHICAGO, Illinois — Jovantay Jackson loves Pit Bull energy drink. He chugs three of four every morning and pounds a couple for lunch. One day, he dropped a can on his kitchen floor, and watched his pit bull, Randy, lap up the energy drink. After that incident, his dog became addicted. “I already trained my pit bull to
Man Busted Selling “Energy Drinks” Containing Meth
MADISON, West Virginia – Boone County resident, Jasper June, 72, was arrested today on felony charges of manufacturing and distributing homemade “energy drinks” containing the powerful stimulate methamphetamine. The Boone County drug task force raided June’s tree fort (June lives in 200 sq. ft. tree fort on his brother’s property)
Man Calls 911 To Complain That His Girlfriend Will Not Have Sex With Him
Earlier this week, South Carolina man, Patrick Doggett, 53, dialed 911 to complain that his girlfriend would not have sex with him. According to the police report, Doggett told the 911 operator: “My girlfriend, Ms. Faye Woodruff, won’t give me no ass.” Woodroof told Police that Doggett “had been drinking
Guy Kidnaps Elderly Man and Forces Him to Eat Mexican Food
DANBURY, Connecticut — NBC New York reported that a 77-year-old man was pushing a shopping cart holding cans and bottles down a street when he was grabbed from behind in a ‘bear hug’ and thrown into a white van. The kidnapper, David Pope, took the man to his house, tied
Deputies found mother slumped over wheel, infant unbuckled in car seat
SPRINGFIELD, MO – Lacy Peterson was arrested on suspicion of driving while intoxicated, child endangerment and property damage earlier this week. Green County deputies found Peterson slumped over her steering wheel at South Campbell Avenue at Plainview Road with her seven-month-old sitting unbuckled in the car seat. A witness told
Semi-Attractive Man Seeking Pregnant Woman to Marry
Craigslist is an endless source of bizarre entertainment. A reader recently sent us this creepy gem. *Transcription below. Transcript: Hi, I’m Jerry. I’m 48 and 1/2 years old, 6 ft tall, semi-attractive, have pretty eyes, employed in the meat industry. I am looking for a pregnant woman to move in with
Parents Horrified When Cute New Doll Teaches Their 2-Year-Old Daughter The F-Word
Anthony Burridge and Sarah Williams bought their 2-year-old daugther, Emily, a “My Little Baby Born Nappy Time” doll from Toys ‘R’ Us as a birthday present. The doll was suppossed to drink and then pee her pants, move her legs a bit and then cry. But this doll had different
Georgia Woman Attacks Boyfriend for Refusing Sex
AUGUSTA, Georgia — A Georgia woman, Tabithia Lee Grooms, 35, attacked her live-in boyfriend and her 66-year-old mother after her boyfriend refused to have sex with her earlier in the day, a Richmond County Sheriff’s report said. Upset over getting no action, Grooms went out drinking and when she came
Man attempts to get out of drug arrest with worst excuse ever
SPOKANE, WA — The Spokesman-Reviews reported Thomas Kammers, 42, is being held in the Spokane County Jail on a $5,000 bond after he was pulled over Monday afternoon near North Stevens Street and West Houston Avenue. Kammers 1992 Honda was observed traveling on a completely flat tire with expired license
Florida Man hit on 911 dispatcher, told her about his big muscles
FLORIDA – Florida Man, Eduardo Raoul Garcia, 44, was camping in a Florida park when he dialed 911 to report a harassing call he had received, a police report said. The 911 operator said Garcia alleged he had been been receiving harassing phone calls from “a homosexual” who wanted to