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Fred Phelps Statue Going Into Kansas Park
TOPEKA, Kansas – The Westboro Baptist Church just won’t stop making trouble, or being stupid. The controversial church purchased a small plot of land on the edge of Chesney Park in Topeka, Kansas and will erect a statue of their deceased founder, Fred Phelps. City leaders are helpless as there are no
Taco Bell Opening In Catholic Churches
IRVINE, California – Taco Bell and the Catholic Church have entered into an agreement to put Taco Bell restaurants inside select Catholic churches in Mexico. The Catholic Church reportedly will receive a percentage of gross sales and Taco Bell hopes to gain the trust factor the Catholic Church brings. Above: Taco Bell being built
Mailman Busted With 75,000 Stolen Netflix DVDs
AUSTIN, Texas – A 20-year veteran of the U.S. Postal Office, Casey Brown, 44, was arrested Monday morning when federal agents raided his Austin apartment recovering 75,000 stolen Netflix DVDs. Brown had been pilfering DVDs since Netflix started its once popular home DVD delivery service. Police wouldn’t detail how they caught Brown other than it involved an elaborate surveillance effort including
Idaho Man Using Pet Tiger To Hunt Deer
IDAHO FALLS – Winter campers, Tom and Mellisa Elbert, received a shock when they saw a Siberian tiger chasing a deer through the woods in eastern Idaho. The young couple had snow-shoed into the Idaho side of the Teton Mountains and were sitting in their camp when the tiger ran by chasing the deer. The deer and
500-Year-Old Alligator (Oldest Animal On Earth) Killed In Mississippi
Vicksburg – Rupert the Alligator, who weighed a whopping 1700 lbs, was the oldest known animal on planet earth at nearly 500 years old. Last week, he accidently escaped from a sanctuary who houses old or ailing animals and, unfortunately, Rupert decided to take refuge under a children’s trampoline in the backyard of
Man Accused Of Stealing 32 Tons of Bacon
FLINT, Michigan – 46-year old Randolf Turner, manager of a Wendy’s restaurant in Michigan, is accused of stealing more than 32 tons of bacon from his employer over the last four years. The man intercepted 20 to 250 kilograms of meat per week from shipments destined to his restaurant. The
Washington State Getting Marijuana Vending Machines
OLYMPIA, Washington – The State of Washington will allow a Seattle company, HighVend, to install 700 vending machines throughout the state in 2015-16 that will sell THC-infused soda. Flavors that will be available include: Cola, Orange, Watermelon, Grape, Chocolate, Coffee and Strawberry. The company is working with various fast-food chains to have the machines available right
$13.8 Trillion Dollar Tunnel Proposed Between United States and China
The United States and China are in serious talks to build a 288 lane tunnel from San Francisco to Shanghai. This will be the greatest engineering feat in the history of humankind taking eighteen years to construct and, if approved, opening spring of 2035. “This is a great opportunity for
Catholic Priest Warns Against Yoga: ‘You’re Opening Yourself To Possession’
SEATTLE – A Catholic Priest from Seattle, Washington recently said yoga is a big, fat NO-NO. The Seattle Daily Inquirer reported Saturday that Msgr. Jay Stevens, a Catholic-ordained exorcist, spoke against yoga during Seattle’s annual YOGA DAY! As people did yoga in the park and along the streets he berated them to halt
Man Keeps Dead Wife In Glass-Enclosed Coffee Table
GILBERT, Arizona – 32-year-old, Harem Deeb, whose wife recently passed away couldn’t let her go. This is where Harem’s story takes a twisted turn. His wife, Lucy, was born with a heart condition that cut her life short at the young age of 29. Lucy’s last words to Harem were, “We will