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Florida man, 91, accused of shooting at landscapers for getting grass on his car
AVON PARK, Fla. — A 91-year-old man, Max Horton, has been charged with attempted murder after threatening to kill and shooting at a landscaper who apparently got lawn clippings on his his white 1987 Cadillac, according to Highlands County Sheriff’s Office arrest report. Horton yelled at the landscaper, “That’s a
BYU Lineman Ului Lapuaho Punched Boise State Player In The Balls
We have our moron of the weekend and that is BYU lineman Ului Lapuaho. It’s football so you expect some late hits, some cheap shots, a face mask. But you don’t hit a dude in the balls, moron. EVER. Yet another reason to hate BYU. The dirtiest team in college
Girl Selling Her Boyfriend to the Highest Bidder
Every day social media is filled with so much stupidity that we have a tough time choosing which to feature for all of us to laugh at. This girl posted an ad (visible below) on Facebook auctioning her boyfriend off. This winner gets him for 24 hours. Bidding starts at
Cow Gets Its Head Stuck In Garden Chair
Firefighters were called out to a field in Northamptonshire, England after a cow got its head stuck in a green lawn chair. “Not a clever mooooove,” one Twitter user said. “I’m not sure why it did it,” the cow’s owner said. “It’s never wedged its head in an lawn chair before. It’s
Man Bitten by Rattlesnake While Taking Selfies With It
LOS ANGELES, CA — A Lake Elisnore man decided it would be a good idea to wrap a 4-foot-long rattlesnake around his neck and take selfies with it. 36-year-old Alex Gomez found the poisonous snake when he was walking around a field behind his home. “I was taking it off
80-Year-Old Woman Praying To Get Pregnant
BOONE COUNTY, West Virginia — Margaret Allen has raised 14 kids of her own, but none has given her a grandchild she so desperately wants. (Photo courtesy of Anthony Allen) “I’m not sure why my own kids won’t breed. Shame on them,” Allen told Baptist Valley News. “But God always
Deputies found mother slumped over wheel, infant unbuckled in car seat
SPRINGFIELD, MO – Lacy Peterson was arrested on suspicion of driving while intoxicated, child endangerment and property damage earlier this week. Green County deputies found Peterson slumped over her steering wheel at South Campbell Avenue at Plainview Road with her seven-month-old sitting unbuckled in the car seat. A witness told
Semi-Attractive Man Seeking Pregnant Woman to Marry
Craigslist is an endless source of bizarre entertainment. A reader recently sent us this creepy gem. *Transcription below. Transcript: Hi, I’m Jerry. I’m 48 and 1/2 years old, 6 ft tall, semi-attractive, have pretty eyes, employed in the meat industry. I am looking for a pregnant woman to move in with
WATCH: Surveillance Footage Catches Kid Blatantly Vandalizing Porsche
A kid in the Czech Republic walked by singer Daniela Landy’s Porsche and proceeded to vandalize it in broad daylight. Some people say this kid is committing an act of class warfare, but this is really just a smartass punk who deserves a nice beating, in my opinion. Police are
Florida Man Claims He Is The Devil… World Ending
TAMPA, Florida – Ashton Black said he was just a normal guy working at Ace Cash Express when The Devil approached the counter where he stood late one night. “Satan was about 10 foot tall, had huge 12 inch horns, was red,” Black said. “He told me he wanted to