A reader sent this idiotic Facebook conversation in today. Just when you think some people can’t get any dumber, what do they do??? They get dumber. The conversation: I love her last comment: “Duh !! We’re talking about the issues and hopefully people might learn something from this.” Yeah, we

SHELTON, CT — You don’t come across many off the wall crimes in Connecticut, but this right up there with something out of Florida. Police reported that 34-year-old Michael Migani put his finger in his mouth and then stuck it into the ear of a 4-year-old boy, in front of

We mostly deal with dumb criminals and social media idiots on our website. But we found this story so damn bizarre we had to share it. Enjoy. 🙂 BELFAIR, Washington — Nancy Hoggert told Big Foot Tracker that she and the infamous bigfoot have been in a sexual relationship since

We were alerted to an interesting Facebook conversation by one of our readers. We reached out to Shelly about her plan to use her father as a sperm donor and she surprisingly agreed to chat. First, here is the Facebook conversation thread we saw… apparently this is just the latest

Most folks against homosexuality say it’s a choice instead of an orientation and the “cure” is to just help people make conventional choices. Others think it’s a mental illness that can be cured with something called reparative therapy. Others think it’s caused, at least in men, by having an absent

I was going to add paragraph breaks and punctuation, but instead decided to give you this Facebook status update written exactly how the author intended. Transcription: Ok Facebook I’m saying a lot of things going on about the Confederate flag. I’m going to be the first one to tell you that

I’m sure her inbox was flooded with inquiries. Ad reads: USED LACEY PANTIE THONGS Recently had a lap band and can no longer fit into them, only worn about 12 times each. My washermachine is currently broken so I suggest you rewash them if buying to be safe. I’m asking

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. – A Daytona Beach man, Ronald Lynn, 52, was arrested Tuesday morning telling police he had an “addiction to liking kids.” Lynn admitted he had downloaded child pornography on many occasions and shared photos and videos with other pedophiles on peer-to-peer file sharing programs. Police seized computers, DVDs,

A private school principal in Pennsylvania is facing charges for allegedly groping and hugging a male student in the school’s bathroom. NBC-10 reports that George James Symonds, 62, principal of the Concept School in Chester County, faces charges of corruption of minors, endangering the welfare of children and two counts

By Kelly Broich Originally published as satire on Moron.com in 2015 Republished here to reflect original authorship and public record JACKSONVILLE, Florida – Jeff Waters walked into a Bank of America Monday morning and attempted to cash a check for $368,000,000,000 dollars. The check Waters had written to ‘Cash’ was