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My Little Pony Love Doll Hits Market
A Chinese company, Guangzhou Hongyi Toy Manufacturing, has released a 5′ 9in “Sexy Inflatable Girl Pony” that looks like Rainbow Dash, the popular My Little Pony character, but with enhanced features (see photos). You can buy a horse doll for $599, unless, of course, you want to buy in bulk,
4 Things I Learned After Cutting My Own Hand Off
Last winter, Bob Smith (not his real name), decided he needed to cut his hand off. He walked into his garage, grabbed a power saw, placed his wrist on a two by four and buzzed the hand off. Doctors attempted to reattach the hand, but there were numerous complications which made the surgery impossible. Bob says he cut off his
Girl upset school sent her home for wearing “inappropriate clothes”
Every day Facebook provides us with facepalming idiocy. I have no idea what the kids are wearing these days, but I do know you can’t go to school dressed liked a trashy stripper. In case it’s hard to read on mobile, here is a transcription of what she posted along
Man Calls 911 To Complain That His Girlfriend Will Not Have Sex With Him
Earlier this week, South Carolina man, Patrick Doggett, 53, dialed 911 to complain that his girlfriend would not have sex with him. According to the police report, Doggett told the 911 operator: “My girlfriend, Ms. Faye Woodruff, won’t give me no ass.” Woodroof told Police that Doggett “had been drinking
Florida man blames his dog for high-speed car chase
SARASOTA, Florida — According to police, Reliford Cooper III, 26, was arrested in Manatee County after a deputy saw him speeding. The deputy attempted to pull Cooper over, but he took off, swerving into oncoming traffic, driving into two ditches. The car eventually stopped when he ran into a house.
New York woman sues 12-year-old nephew over hug that broke her wrist
A Manhattan woman is suing her 12-year-old nephew after he jumped into her arms welcoming her to his eighth birthday party. Jennifer Connell, the aunt, claims her nephew acted unreasonably as his exuberant welcoming went too far, knocking her to the ground and breaking her wrist back in 2011. Connell
Woman Takes Crap On Freeway
This was sent into us. Email: “I saw this fat lady taking a dump in the middle of the freeway. I was driving by and got off one shot. She yelled at me to ‘mind my own business!’ but, when you take a crap in broad daylight, it unfortunately becomes
This Woman Had an Abortion For A Nose Job
Everybody has different opinions on abortion and we can respect that, but this superficial hooker put a nose job above her unborn child’s life. Josie Cunningham, 25, is a British wannabe pornstar who had an abortion at 12 weeks after doctors refused to perform a nose job while she was
Woman says she is happier than ever after fulfilling lifelong wish of becoming blind
NORTH CAROLINA — A North Carolina woman said she has now found true happiness after fulfilling a lifelong dream of becoming blind. Jewel Shuping, 30, apparently has something called Body Integrity Identity Disorder which causes able-bodied people to believe they are meant to be disabled. Same sort of thing as
Woman Thanks Bear For Not Eating Kayak, Bear Then Eats Kayak
Mary Maley posted this video from Alaska. “Thank you for leaving my kayak alone,” she tells the bear as it looks at her outside a cabin in Berg Bay. “I’m now going to pepper spray you in the face,” Maley says as she pepper proceeds to pepper spray the bear.