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Woman Files Lawsuit Against Psychic for ‘Horrible Predictions’
SANTA MONICA — Saffron Jones is taking a street psychic to court for making “horrible predictions” that she says changed her life forever. Jones found the street psychic, Monica Star, on Santa Monica Pier seven months ago and paid her $3 for what she thought would be a fun and positive
BYU Lineman Ului Lapuaho Punched Boise State Player In The Balls
We have our moron of the weekend and that is BYU lineman Ului Lapuaho. It’s football so you expect some late hits, some cheap shots, a face mask. But you don’t hit a dude in the balls, moron. EVER. Yet another reason to hate BYU. The dirtiest team in college
Twitter Idiots: “Don’t Give Money To African Children Because They’re Fat”
We all come across ignorance and stupidity daily, but sometimes we find idiocy so baffling that it’s hard to wrap our minds around. That is the case here. A group of friends, I assume, had a little conversation about not giving money to African charities because the African children are
Parents Horrified When Cute New Doll Teaches Their 2-Year-Old Daughter The F-Word
Anthony Burridge and Sarah Williams bought their 2-year-old daugther, Emily, a “My Little Baby Born Nappy Time” doll from Toys ‘R’ Us as a birthday present. The doll was suppossed to drink and then pee her pants, move her legs a bit and then cry. But this doll had different
Audience Member Attempts to Charge Phone During Broadway Play
An audience member quietly made his way to the stage during a staging of the hit Broadway play “Hand to God.” As the play was going, he plugged his phone into a dummy electrical outlet on the set and stood watching the play as his phone presumably charged. House staff
Man arrested, accused of licking toad in restaurant parking lot
WNDU TV reports that LaPorte, Indiana police arrived at JJ’s Sideout Bar & Grill early Sunday morning after a man refused to leave the premises after not being able to produce identification. Police found Richard Mullins, 41, barefoot and holding his sandals on the sidewalk. Minutes before, bar staff had
Pit Bull Addicted to Pit Bull Energy Drink
CHICAGO, Illinois — Jovantay Jackson loves Pit Bull energy drink. He chugs three of four every morning and pounds a couple for lunch. One day, he dropped a can on his kitchen floor, and watched his pit bull, Randy, lap up the energy drink. After that incident, his dog became addicted. “I already trained my pit bull to
Guy Wears Diapers and No Pants At Work
MOUNTAIN VIEW, California – Dale Burgdorf doesn’t enjoy having to leave his desk to use the bathroom. So Burgdorf wears an adult diaper and just does his business right where he sits. He also doesn’t enjoy the restrictive feel of pants — so he doesn’t wear them. Above: Dale Burgdorf
Florida Man Dials 911 And Demands A Ride Home ‘To Change His Underwear’
MARTIN COUNTY, Florida — Gary Linman of Hobe Sound, Florida really needed a ride home. He dialed 911 from a payphone (they sill have those?) to get that ride. —— 911 call transcript: 911: 911. What’s your emergency? Linman: This 911? 911: Yes. How may I help you? Linman: I got an emergencies. I
Woman Arrested For Biting Off Pit Bull’s Testicles
MADISON, West Virginia – Witnesses told police this week that they pleaded with Boone county resident, Audrey Ranch, 62, to stop hurting her son’s pit bull, but she refused. “Eventually she bit Pedro’s acorns clean off right there in the front yard,” a witness said. “Pedro hightailed it screeching like