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Deputies found mother slumped over wheel, infant unbuckled in car seat
SPRINGFIELD, MO – Lacy Peterson was arrested on suspicion of driving while intoxicated, child endangerment and property damage earlier this week. Green County deputies found Peterson slumped over her steering wheel at South Campbell Avenue at Plainview Road with her seven-month-old sitting unbuckled in the car seat. A witness told
Semi-Attractive Man Seeking Pregnant Woman to Marry
Craigslist is an endless source of bizarre entertainment. A reader recently sent us this creepy gem. *Transcription below. Transcript: Hi, I’m Jerry. I’m 48 and 1/2 years old, 6 ft tall, semi-attractive, have pretty eyes, employed in the meat industry. I am looking for a pregnant woman to move in with
Man Arrested For Jacking Off Horse and Himself at Same Time
GRAND RHONDE, Oregon — Okay, we’re a bit late with this story that happened earlier this summer, but we don’t care. This guy deserves a spot on our website. Oregon Live reports that 56-year-old Glen B. Garbutt was spotted by the horse’s owner “masturbating himself and the horse at the
Judge sentences East Texas man to get married or face jail time
SMITH COUNTY, Texas — In July, a Smith County judge sentenced Josten Bundy to get married to his 19-year-old girlfriend, Elizabeth Jaynes, as part of his probation, which also included writing Bible verses and getting counseling. Above: Bundy and his girlfriend Bundy found himself in trouble after an altercation between
Man charged after giving a ‘wet willy’ to a 4-year-old boy
SHELTON, CT — You don’t come across many off the wall crimes in Connecticut, but this right up there with something out of Florida. Police reported that 34-year-old Michael Migani put his finger in his mouth and then stuck it into the ear of a 4-year-old boy, in front of
Lesbian using her own father as sperm donor
We were alerted to an interesting Facebook conversation by one of our readers. We reached out to Shelly about her plan to use her father as a sperm donor and she surprisingly agreed to chat. First, here is the Facebook conversation thread we saw… apparently this is just the latest
Twitter Idiots: “Don’t Give Money To African Children Because They’re Fat”
We all come across ignorance and stupidity daily, but sometimes we find idiocy so baffling that it’s hard to wrap our minds around. That is the case here. A group of friends, I assume, had a little conversation about not giving money to African charities because the African children are
Facebook Guy’s Solution to Stop Homosexuality
Most folks against homosexuality say it’s a choice instead of an orientation and the “cure” is to just help people make conventional choices. Others think it’s a mental illness that can be cured with something called reparative therapy. Others think it’s caused, at least in men, by having an absent
Pregnant Woman Posts Hilarious Sketch on Craigslist To Find Unborn Baby’s Father
A woman is looking for her unknown baby’s daddy. So she drew a sketch and posted it on Craigslist hoping the man would see it or that helpful strangers who might see the man will tell him that he has a baby on the way. Have you see this man?
Woman Thinks We Need ‘White Tuesday’ For White People
I was going to add paragraph breaks and punctuation, but instead decided to give you this Facebook status update written exactly how the author intended. Transcription: Ok Facebook I’m saying a lot of things going on about the Confederate flag. I’m going to be the first one to tell you that