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Twitter Idiots: “Don’t Give Money To African Children Because They’re Fat”
We all come across ignorance and stupidity daily, but sometimes we find idiocy so baffling that it’s hard to wrap our minds around. That is the case here. A group of friends, I assume, had a little conversation about not giving money to African charities because the African children are
Florida Men Fight in Supermarket (video)
ORLANDO, Florida — A fight between two Florida men broke in in the deli aisle of a Publix Monday night. A video catches the fight already in progress. In the background a child cries. A worker is heard saying, “Guys, come on.” A woman shouts, “I’m calling the police!” And
Woman Thinks We Need ‘White Tuesday’ For White People
I was going to add paragraph breaks and punctuation, but instead decided to give you this Facebook status update written exactly how the author intended. Transcription: Ok Facebook I’m saying a lot of things going on about the Confederate flag. I’m going to be the first one to tell you that
Texas Man Dies After Lighting Firework On Chest
Lots of Darwin awards being handed out this past week. We have our second reported death by fireworks incident. Police say a Texas mailman died this week after lighting a firework on his chest while partying with friends. Justin Bartek, 30, from Columbus, Texas and some friends were shooting off
Man takes two years to figure out his dogs are black bears
Two Asian black bears mistakenly thought to be “pet dogs” by a local villager for two years in Yunnan Province have been sent to the provincial wildlife rescue center. Wang Kaiyu, a villager in Maguan County, told ChinaNews that he believed the bears were dogs while buying them. He added
Man mocks alligators, jumps in water and is killed in Texas
CNN reports a man who mocked alligators, then jumped in the water — despite warning signs — is dead after being attacked in Texas. Orange County Police were called to Burkart’s Marina near the Louisiana state line early Friday morning after reports that Tommie Woodward, 28, and an unidentified woman
Man arrested, accused of licking toad in restaurant parking lot
WNDU TV reports that LaPorte, Indiana police arrived at JJ’s Sideout Bar & Grill early Sunday morning after a man refused to leave the premises after not being able to produce identification. Police found Richard Mullins, 41, barefoot and holding his sandals on the sidewalk. Minutes before, bar staff had
Florida Woman drives drunk, crashes, tells cops, “beat me, I love it”
BOCA RATON, Fla. — Monica Felzer, 35, crashed into the back of another car near State Road 7 Tuesday night. The other driver told Felzer that she hit the car, but Felzer denied it and drove away. The other driver followed her and called police who eventually stopped Felzer. When Felzer
Florida Man checks if gun is loaded by putting it to head, pulling trigger
MIMS, Fla. — Police said a man wanted to check if there was a bullet still in the chamber of his gun, so he put it to his head and pulled the trigger. Authorities say 49-year-old Charles Cooper shot himself at 1:50 a.m. Sunday during a weekend fishing trip and
Woman wants husband to get ‘sex change’ because she now likes women
PORTLAND, Oregon — Joe and Melinda Strawn have been happily married for thirty-two years, but last year Melinda confessed to her husband that she was a lesbian. “I wasn’t always a lesbian,” Melinda told Portland Underground. “I just sorta became slowly attracted to other women. I think the change possibly started when