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Redneck Rants on Facebook Why Cannibalism Should Be Legalized
I guess maybe we could wipe out starvation if we took his advice. But I think most people would rather just go ahead and starve to death.
Watch Doctors Drain CLEANING OIL From a Man’s ‘Fake Muscles’
Pumping your arms full of oil has become a new and quick way to get muscles and become popular in Brazil. One young guy did it and fell into massive pain and had to have his bicep cut open by a doctor and the fluid drained out. It’s unknown if any
Device sucks food from stomach so people can keep eating
Like eating a lot? Hate dieting? Exercise a bother? Now you can pound those 20 Big Macs worry-free thanks to the AspireAssist®. This device literally sucks the food from your stomach before the food is processed into calories. Here’s how it works: You have a permanent hole cut into your
Audience Member Attempts to Charge Phone During Broadway Play
An audience member quietly made his way to the stage during a staging of the hit Broadway play “Hand to God.” As the play was going, he plugged his phone into a dummy electrical outlet on the set and stood watching the play as his phone presumably charged. House staff
Florida Woman Apologizes For Squatting Over Sea Turtle
MELBOURNE BEACH, Fla. WFTV received multiple emails about the photo of a tattooed Florida hipster sitting on top of a sea turtle on Melbourne beach. It is illegal to ‘haze’ protected animals and especially stupid to allow somebody to take photos of you doing so as they’ll obviously end up all over social
Gay-Hater Wants Scientists To Destroy Rainbows
MOBILE, Alabama — With gay marriage now legal in all 50 states and rainbow flags (the universal symbol for gay pride) flying all over the country, one man who makes it a point to destroy every rainbow flag and spray paint over rainbow bumper stickers he sees, now wants to
Man arrested, accused of licking toad in restaurant parking lot
WNDU TV reports that LaPorte, Indiana police arrived at JJ’s Sideout Bar & Grill early Sunday morning after a man refused to leave the premises after not being able to produce identification. Police found Richard Mullins, 41, barefoot and holding his sandals on the sidewalk. Minutes before, bar staff had
How To Get a Drunken Moron To Leave Your Yard (video)
Most folks would have just called the police, but this is a funnier way to get a drunk redneck to leave your property.
Tossing a baby around like a wet towel and calling it “yoga” (video)
This is called Baby Dynamics Yoga. Lena Fokina, the creator, has been quoted as saying: “‘These yoga movements are designed to improve babies’ muscular abilities and development. And the children often turn out to be early readers, singers, talkers, swimmers. It also makes their hands stronger.” Fokina teaches “Parenting the
Florida Woman drives drunk, crashes, tells cops, “beat me, I love it”
BOCA RATON, Fla. — Monica Felzer, 35, crashed into the back of another car near State Road 7 Tuesday night. The other driver told Felzer that she hit the car, but Felzer denied it and drove away. The other driver followed her and called police who eventually stopped Felzer. When Felzer