LOS ANGELES —

While most of the world struggles to afford the basic necessities to live a happy life, some rich clown is building a home he plans to sell for a record-shattering $500,000,0000.

Once complete, the house will be 100,000 sq ft. The master bedroom alone will be 5,000 sq. ft. The home will boast a 30-car garage and a ‘Monaco-style casino.’ Who doesn’t need their own private casino?

Sure, some will say, ‘Hey, now, it’s his money, he should be allowed to do as he pleases with it.’ Okay. Sure. But I know what most of us are thinking: this guy is a f-ing asshole.

It’s being constructed by Nile Niami, a film producer and speculative residential developer. Here is his photo.

The homes is also going to have an 8.500-square-foot nightclub. That’s going to be nice.

Good work, Nile. Just keep thinking about yourself.