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Florida man blames his dog for high-speed car chase
SARASOTA, Florida — According to police, Reliford Cooper III, 26, was arrested in Manatee County after a deputy saw him speeding. The deputy attempted to pull Cooper over, but he took off, swerving into oncoming traffic, driving into two ditches. The car eventually stopped when he ran into a house.

Florida man attacks girlfriend for reading her ex-boyfriend’s obituary
Several great Florida Man misadventures this week. We started with the 91-year-old man who shot at landscapers for getting grass on his car. Now we have this one. Jason Tackett, 38, tried suffocating his live-in girlfriend after he caught her reading her ex-boyfriend’s obituary. The couple, who have only been

Florida man, 91, accused of shooting at landscapers for getting grass on his car
AVON PARK, Fla. — A 91-year-old man, Max Horton, has been charged with attempted murder after threatening to kill and shooting at a landscaper who apparently got lawn clippings on his his white 1987 Cadillac, according to Highlands County Sheriff’s Office arrest report. Horton yelled at the landscaper, “That’s a

Florida Men Fight in Supermarket (video)
ORLANDO, Florida — A fight between two Florida men broke in in the deli aisle of a Publix Monday night. A video catches the fight already in progress. In the background a child cries. A worker is heard saying, “Guys, come on.” A woman shouts, “I’m calling the police!” And

Man arrested on child porn charges: Porn was ‘only of kids I didn’t know’
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. – A Daytona Beach man, Ronald Lynn, 52, was arrested Tuesday morning telling police he had an “addiction to liking kids.” Lynn admitted he had downloaded child pornography on many occasions and shared photos and videos with other pedophiles on peer-to-peer file sharing programs. Police seized computers, DVDs,

Florida Man Attempts To Cash $368 Billion Check
JACKSONVILLE, Florida – Jeff Waters walked into a Bank of America Monday morning and attempted to cash a check for $368,000,000,000 dollars. The check Waters had written to ‘Cash’ was reportedly from U.S. Bank of Idaho and issued in the 90s. Tellers at the Jacksonville bank were immediately suspicious. Check

Florida Woman Apologizes For Squatting Over Sea Turtle
MELBOURNE BEACH, Fla. WFTV received multiple emails about the photo of a tattooed Florida hipster sitting on top of a sea turtle on Melbourne beach. It is illegal to ‘haze’ protected animals and especially stupid to allow somebody to take photos of you doing so as they’ll obviously end up all over social

Florida Woman drives drunk, crashes, tells cops, “beat me, I love it”
BOCA RATON, Fla. — Monica Felzer, 35, crashed into the back of another car near State Road 7 Tuesday night. The other driver told Felzer that she hit the car, but Felzer denied it and drove away. The other driver followed her and called police who eventually stopped Felzer. When Felzer