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Semi-Attractive Man Seeking Pregnant Woman to Marry

Craigslist is an endless source of bizarre entertainment. A reader recently sent us this creepy gem. *Transcription below.

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Transcript:

Hi, I’m Jerry. I’m 48 and 1/2 years old, 6 ft tall, semi-attractive, have pretty eyes, employed in the meat industry.

I am looking for a pregnant woman to move in with me and get married

I know many pregnant women out there aren’t happy with the men who got them pregnant, are scared, and they need a way out. They need a kind, providing man with a steady job who can take care of them and a baby. A woman should not have to worry.

I make $15 an hour, live in a nice duplex. Don’t drink, use drugs and I’m a good protector. I desperately want to start a family, so let’s do this.

My (our :)) house is ready.

I have maternity clothes hanging in closets, ready for you.

A kitchen with everything you’ll need.

No need for a car as I’ll do all the driving (I drive a blue Miata convertible).

The longer you’ve been pregnant, the better. If you’re due any day now, that’d be perfect. I’m ready to have this family tomorrow!!

I’ve included a photo of myself with my cat Renaldo (he’s friendly). I can send more photos upon request. Hit me up telling me how many months pregnant you are and let’s get you moved in (if I choose you).

Jerry

P.S. — Looks don’t concern me.

P.P.S. If you’re really interested but you’re not pregnant, get pregnant, and contact me. We may be able to work something out if I haven’t already filled the position.

What the heck is going on with Jerry? Can somebody please explain?

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