Video shows Florida Man dancing on patrol car to save children from vampires
LEE COUNTY, Fla. — A Florida Man, 44, was arrested after he was busted on surveillance video bumping into the back of a patrol car and ‘boogie dancing’ on the SUV’s roof while Hall & Oates’ “Rich Girl” and Supertramp’s “Goodbye Stranger” blasted from his car.
According to a police report, the suspect, Dave Radecki, said the incident started when a “female vampire” jumped into his car through an open window and said a “human sacrifice of a thousand Vietnamese children ” was about to go down.
“Therefore, Radecki made the conscious decision to get the Sheriff of Nottingham to help him stop the slaughter of small children,” officers said in the police report.
Radecki told police he had not taken any drugs and was not drunk nor did he have a history of mental illness.
“I’ve never had a drug or a drink in my life, “Radecki said in the police report. “I’m extremely sane. Yes, I have been arrested for child molestation in the past, but that doesn’t make me insane. That simply means I’m attracted to children. It’s irrational for people to think vampires don’t exist — because they do. I saw one today. She spoke to me. Vampires only speak to those who believe in them.”
Radecki was taken to a local hospital for observation.