Earlier this week, South Carolina man, Patrick Doggett, 53, dialed 911 to complain that his girlfriend would not have sex with him. According to the police report, Doggett told the 911 operator: “My girlfriend, Ms. Faye Woodruff, won’t give me no ass.” Woodroof told Police that Doggett “had been drinking

A Manhattan woman is suing her 12-year-old nephew after he jumped into her arms welcoming her to his eighth birthday party. Jennifer Connell, the aunt, claims her nephew acted unreasonably as his exuberant welcoming went too far, knocking her to the ground and breaking her wrist back in 2011. Connell

This was sent into us. Email: “I saw this fat lady taking a dump in the middle of the freeway. I was driving by and got off one shot. She yelled at me to ‘mind my own business!’ but, when you take a crap in broad daylight, it unfortunately becomes

Everybody has different opinions on abortion and we can respect that, but this superficial hooker put a nose job above her unborn child’s life. Josie Cunningham, 25, is a British wannabe pornstar who had an abortion at 12 weeks after doctors refused to perform a nose job while she was

NORTH CAROLINA — A North Carolina woman said she has now found true happiness after fulfilling a lifelong dream of becoming blind. Jewel Shuping, 30, apparently has something called Body Integrity Identity Disorder which causes able-bodied people to believe they are meant to be disabled. Same sort of thing as

SANTA MONICA — Saffron Jones is taking a street psychic to court for making “horrible predictions” that she says changed her life forever. Jones found the street psychic, Monica Star, on Santa Monica Pier seven months ago and paid her $3 for what she thought would be a fun and positive

Okay, this is Not Safe For Work. If your boss happens to be walking by and you need a quick out, CLICK HERE. Now, onto these gross lovebirds… at least go into the bushes, you idiots!! It’s BROAD DAYLIGHT. Have some shame!! Children could be watching!!

Okay. I guess we should probably label this NSFW-ish, so if your boss is just now walking by… click here and you’re safe. Looking at the photos from this photo shoot, I went from… c’mon, idiot, you don’t have your young son in sexy photos with his mom or ANYONE….

A reader sent this idiotic Facebook conversation in today. Just when you think some people can’t get any dumber, what do they do??? They get dumber. The conversation: I love her last comment: “Duh !! We’re talking about the issues and hopefully people might learn something from this.” Yeah, we

TAMPA, Florida – Ashton Black said he was just a normal guy working at Ace Cash Express when The Devil approached the counter where he stood late one night. “Satan was about 10 foot tall, had huge 12 inch horns, was red,” Black said. “He told me he wanted to