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We were alerted to an interesting Facebook conversation by one of our readers. We reached out to Shelly about her plan to use her father as a sperm donor and she surprisingly agreed to chat. First, here is the Facebook conversation thread we saw… apparently this is just the latest

We all come across ignorance and stupidity daily, but sometimes we find idiocy so baffling that it’s hard to wrap our minds around. That is the case here. A group of friends, I assume, had a little conversation about not giving money to African charities because the African children are

Most folks against homosexuality say it’s a choice instead of an orientation and the “cure” is to just help people make conventional choices. Others think it’s a mental illness that can be cured with something called reparative therapy. Others think it’s caused, at least in men, by having an absent

A woman is looking for her unknown baby’s daddy. So she drew a sketch and posted it on Craigslist hoping the man would see it or that helpful strangers who might see the man will tell him that he has a baby on the way. Have you see this man?

According to the local news page, he was a wrestler, Marine, and is a Mansfield, TX firefighter. The robber probably got the least painful takedown considering.

ORLANDO, Florida — A fight between two Florida men broke in in the deli aisle of a Publix Monday night. A video catches the fight already in progress. In the background a child cries. A worker is heard saying, “Guys, come on.” A woman shouts, “I’m calling the police!” And

I was going to add paragraph breaks and punctuation, but instead decided to give you this Facebook status update written exactly how the author intended. Transcription: Ok Facebook I’m saying a lot of things going on about the Confederate flag. I’m going to be the first one to tell you that

I admit, I don’t watch many wedding videos, none actually. But I stumbled upon this pathetic white trash Juggalo wedding video and couldn’t take my eyes off it. You’ll hear Insane Clown Posse playing in the backdrop. You’ll see the couple married in about 60 seconds by a fat man in Juggalo face

I’m sure her inbox was flooded with inquiries. Ad reads: USED LACEY PANTIE THONGS Recently had a lap band and can no longer fit into them, only worn about 12 times each. My washermachine is currently broken so I suggest you rewash them if buying to be safe. I’m asking

Anthony Burridge and Sarah Williams bought their 2-year-old daugther, Emily, a “My Little Baby Born Nappy Time” doll from Toys ‘R’ Us as a birthday present. The doll was suppossed to drink and then pee her pants, move her legs a bit and then cry. But this doll had different