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TAMPA, Florida – Ashton Black said he was just a normal guy working at Ace Cash Express when The Devil approached the counter where he stood late one night. “Satan was about 10 foot tall, had huge 12 inch horns, was red,” Black said. “He told me he wanted to

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SMITH COUNTY, Texas — In July, a Smith County judge sentenced Josten Bundy to get married to his 19-year-old girlfriend, Elizabeth Jaynes, as part of his probation, which also included writing Bible verses and getting counseling. Above: Bundy and his girlfriend Bundy found himself in trouble after an altercation between

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SHELTON, CT — You don’t come across many off the wall crimes in Connecticut, but this right up there with something out of Florida. Police reported that 34-year-old Michael Migani put his finger in his mouth and then stuck it into the ear of a 4-year-old boy, in front of

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A concerned woman reached out to friends and family on Facebook after she found a disconcerting ‘thing’ on her dog’s belly. I’m sure she went through plenty of time examining the oddity and, when unable to determine what the mysterious and perplexing ‘thing’ was, she pulled back the dog’s fur,

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We mostly deal with dumb criminals and social media idiots on our website. But we found this story so damn bizarre we had to share it. Enjoy. 🙂 BELFAIR, Washington — Nancy Hoggert told Big Foot Tracker that she and the infamous bigfoot have been in a sexual relationship since

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Pay careful attention to the word she uses to describe the arsonist…

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ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico – On July 11, police said a homeless man was sleeping alongside a road when a couple drove by in an SUV and threw fireworks on him, setting him on fire. Now, police have arrested 31-year-old Joshua Benavidez and 31-year-old Irene Enriquez for aggravated battery with great

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So, yeah, they have speed limits for a good reason as this woman and her boyfriend soon discover. ***WARNING*** It gets a bit graphic. 1) Just out chillin’ with my Bae. Enjoying an afternoon drive. Tee Hee. 2) Hey, let’s kick it up to 180 KM (roughly 112 MPH). This

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Drunk man doesn’t get his cheeseburger so he does the next logical thing. Slaps the cashier across the face. I wonder if that helped his cause…

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A guy has a special surprise for his girlfriend he caught cheating. He makes her hold a towel over her face as he leads her into the house. Inside their bedroom, he tells her to remove the towel. SURPRISE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!