We have our moron of the weekend and that is BYU lineman Ului Lapuaho. It’s football so you expect some late hits, some cheap shots, a face mask. But you don’t hit a dude in the balls, moron. EVER. Yet another reason to hate BYU. The dirtiest team in college

So, yeah, they have speed limits for a good reason as this woman and her boyfriend soon discover. ***WARNING*** It gets a bit graphic. 1) Just out chillin’ with my Bae. Enjoying an afternoon drive. Tee Hee. 2) Hey, let’s kick it up to 180 KM (roughly 112 MPH). This

LOS ANGELES — While most of the world struggles to afford the basic necessities to live a happy life, some rich clown is building a home he plans to sell for a record-shattering $500,000,0000. Once complete, the house will be 100,000 sq ft. The master bedroom alone will be 5,000 sq. ft. The home

MADISON, West Virginia – Witnesses told police this week that they pleaded with Boone county resident, Audrey Ranch, 62, to stop hurting her son’s pit bull, but she refused. “Eventually she bit Pedro’s acorns clean off right there in the front yard,” a witness said. “Pedro hightailed it screeching like

Robert Panel feels women should be LEGALLY required to wear dresses. Obviously, there isn’t a lawmaker in the United States who would get behind legislation forcing women to wear dresses, but this is what he wants to see happen anyway. We talked to Mr. Panel via Skype to discover the reasons why he holds this belief: 1. Women Look Sexy In

By Kelly Broich Originally published as satire on Moron.com in 2015 Republished here to reflect original authorship and public record JACKSONVILLE, Florida – Geoff Gaylord, 37, entered the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office earlier today and turned himself in for killing his imaginary friend — Mr. Happy. Gaylord told officers he had

Baton Rouge, Louisiana – A 27-year-old woman was pulled over early morning due to a speeding violation. When Natasha Brown acted in a very suspicious manner officers decided to search her vehicle where they discovered $60,000 in cash. When officers asked her why she had such a large amount of

WACO, Texas – Mercy Stayson, representing himself in court, brought a peculiar defense to his murder trial by blaming the violent killings of an elderly couple, John and Melinda Orr, on a monster. Mercy, who lived across the street from the Orr’s, said he saw a hairy, fanged 15 ft monster enter the couple’s home through