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This Couple’s Engagement Photo Included Extra News People Weren’t Ready For
There is an unintended announcement in this couple’s engagement photo. Hint: It’s in the bottom left corner of the photo. It’s something that should have been cropped out if you were trying to keep it a secret. People responded to Miranda’s announcement congratulating her on the engagement and the BABY
Detroit Man Seeks Woman to Fart in His Mouth
As we all know, Craigslist is a goldmine for insane stuff. This guy put up one of the weirdest ads of all-time. I can’t imagine he got any real responses, but you never know these days. CL ad transcript: I want a big beautiful Mexican lady here in Detroit to
Man Arrested For Jacking Off Horse and Himself at Same Time
GRAND RHONDE, Oregon — Okay, we’re a bit late with this story that happened earlier this summer, but we don’t care. This guy deserves a spot on our website. Oregon Live reports that 56-year-old Glen B. Garbutt was spotted by the horse’s owner “masturbating himself and the horse at the
Parents Horrified When Cute New Doll Teaches Their 2-Year-Old Daughter The F-Word
Anthony Burridge and Sarah Williams bought their 2-year-old daugther, Emily, a “My Little Baby Born Nappy Time” doll from Toys ‘R’ Us as a birthday present. The doll was suppossed to drink and then pee her pants, move her legs a bit and then cry. But this doll had different
Man arrested, accused of licking toad in restaurant parking lot
WNDU TV reports that LaPorte, Indiana police arrived at JJ’s Sideout Bar & Grill early Sunday morning after a man refused to leave the premises after not being able to produce identification. Police found Richard Mullins, 41, barefoot and holding his sandals on the sidewalk. Minutes before, bar staff had
Woman Wants Her Ken Doll Sent To Prison For Domestic Violence
SACRAMENTO, California — Sheryl Anderson, 44, said she wants the State of California to send her Ken Doll to prison for domestic violence. She has owned the Ken doll for two years and claims the male Barbie doll has a severe drug and alcohol problem and frequently “scratches her” when angry. “Ken gets absolutely loaded on Bud Light and marijuana and just
Man fired for saying he ‘hates pie’ on Facebook
CHICAGO — Dang Thomas was only complaining about his hatred for pie on Facebook, but his three innocent little words cost him his job. Above: Thomas explains his firing to CAN TV Thomas, who works as a forklift operator at Horner Lumber Distributers in Chicago, arrived at work Friday morning and was surprised when he learned he had been fired by his boss,
Women wanted for stealing Walmart scooters, riding them down U.S. 30
GUILFORD TOWNSHIP — Pennsylvania State Police, Chambersburg, said officers responded at 12:08 a.m. to the 1700 block of LWE for a report that three women were speeding down U.S. 30 on Walmart scooters. Police chased the three women into the parking lot of a Super Shoes where the women abandoned the
Pregnant Man Successfully Gets Welfare
AUSTIN, Texas – Top Right News reported a Texas man, unable to work because of his pregnancy, successfully applied for and received public assistance. He is allegedly earning $3,500 per month plus food subsidies and free medical services. Adam Smith, 42, seems to have been the lucky recipient of poor bureaucratic oversight, a clerical error or extremely lax standards. Texas officials have yet to
Scientist Plans To Create More Hot Women
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Renegade geneticist Frank Anderson told the San Francisco Weekly that attractive women are the most desirable animal on the planet and that we need more of them. “Most human beings are extremely ugly,” Anderson said. “I’m so sick of looking at them. Hot women make the world so